It's done. After nearly a month I've finished it. I hope the 65% of people who voted "yes" on my poll enjoy it ^_^
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genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter
nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows
it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired
having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life
i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any
Hey man how's it going
Oh my fucking god
(at the supermarket) hey this pillowcase looks pretty. not very comfy. might get it anyway
communist supermarket guard: (tightens grip on rifle)
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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here
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The anti-car culture on this website is so fucking annoying. Like, sorry I want to be able to get around without having to spend two hours taking three buses. Sorry I want to be able to go grocery shopping in the winter without having to lug heavy bags home through the snow on a fucking bike
so you agree that getting around most american cities in a convenient and timely fashion is impossible without a car? that public transit is largely non-functional to the point that people are forced to decide whether to sacrifice significant chunks of time, energy, or straight up cash?
you agree that most american cities have been constructed in such a way that demands using a car? that those cities are incredibly hostile to people who don’t have a car?
it’s not “anti-car” culture, it’s anti “car-culture,” and it sounds like you think it fucking sucks, too.
(why did you spend actual, real life money on this?)
anytime someone is like 'uh sorry public transport lovers but i like driving and you'll never catch me in a train' it's also like.
better public transport is beneficial for you even if you never set foot in a bus or train your entire life, because it means less traffic for you in your beloved car tearing up the road
it's win-win? what's not to love?
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does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from
they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to
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free all my bad bitches from the mid men they love
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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Pigeon attempts to court falcon
For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.
I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon
Tiny falcon
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Other classics from American computer jargon include “Error ID ten-plus” (ID10+) and “PEBCAK error” (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard)
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I’m actually a man
if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he’d be like “lol that’s a sick troll you’re epic” and you’d be like “diogenes no i’m serious” and he’d be like “lol that’s even better lmao those guys are so mad about it” and then he’d start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium
I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn’t meet the criteria saying “behold, a man!”
“a woman has XX chromosomes”
*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!
“Nono, a woman can bear children!”
*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: “behold, a man!”
“nono, a woman produces the large gamete”
*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* “behold, a man!”
Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS
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With that story of the person buying a pregnancy test being sent formula samples in the mail getting traction recently, it needs to be pointed out that this is not new.
With my most recent pregnancy in 2020, I started receiving formula samples in the mail from Similac and Enfamil in my first trimester. My email was quickly passed between pregnancy and baby specific companies and my inbox became flooded with emails advertising countless products and services.
I was harassed by 2 cord blood storage companies after briefly browsing one of their websites. After my baby was diagnosed as terminal, I had a phone conversation with a rep who tried to convince me multiple times to store her cord blood for my future babies.
After Sam was born/died, within a week of my delivery I received a congratulations letter and offer from Gerber Life Insurance in the mail, also without my consent. I continued receiving formula coupons despite reporting her death to the companies multiple times, and even now I receive toddler formula coupons from time to time.
Amazon has tracked my purchases to the point that they know I (should) have a 19 month old and will advertise me toddler and baby things for girls, despite never having linked an AGAB to my Amazon account.
This level of capitalistic surveillance of pregnancy in the US specifically is not new and with the repeal of Roe v. Wade it should terrify you.
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock






























